Memories are floating in my mind
like islands scattered in the sea
Now, I will row to these islands one after another
This film is dedicated to my friends and their family
Joon-suk!
Eat your food first
Joon-suk was the best fighter I ever saw
He once beat up a whole soccer team
Yesterday, my mom brought a TV recorder from Japan
A TV recorder? What's that?
It records the TV like a cassette player
Stop lying! There's no such thing!
No, I'm serious!
It's really a TV recorder
If it's true, then all the TV stations are history
Everyone's gonna record everything on TV
Yeah
No, it's true! Wanna bet on it?
- All right - Man, you're stubborn
You see?
Sang-taek your tube's mine now
I gotta see it work to believe it
You know what the smart word for a woman's thing is?
Vulva!
You idiot! There's no such word
They call it menstruation
Menstruation? What's that?
I looked through my aunt's magazine,
and that's all it talked about
Then is pussy called menstruation too?
Yeah, grown-ups call it menstruation instead
You wanna see another one?
Joong-ho's mom often visited Japan on business
So he had lots of great stuff at home
He was also a big Bruce Lee fan
Menstruation picture? What's that?
Which one do you want? Pick one
- How about this one? - Wow!
- How much is it? - That one's expensive
It's the biggest one so it costs 2000 won
- 2000 won? - Forget it then
No, I'll be back with some money
Hey, come here
- You better keep quiet, okay? - Okay
Joon-suk
It's cool
Give it here
Wow! It's cool!
We became friends with Dong-su in third grade
But it was two years before we learned that
his father was an undertaker
Then why don't we start a war with them now?
Haven't you seen those statistics on TV?
There are less of us, but our
weapons are way more advanced
Idiot!
That's what President Park wants us to think
You know how great North Korean commandos can fight?
And Russia gives them a shitload of weapons
Yeah, but America gives us a lot too
Says who?
Joon-suk!
- Where you headed? - To the pebble beach
- Want a ride? - No, thanks
Yeah? I'll see you later then
Oh yeah, Hyung-doo!
That's the big boss's son Joon-suk
- Joon-suk, what grade are you in? - Sixth grade
See you later!
Let's go
Who's that?
Isn't he one of your dad's men?
Wow! It's cool!
Gangster!
If he wasn't that fast how'd he win the gold medal?
Cause he raced with humans
and humans swim on top of the water
People can't breathe under water
So he has to swim on top
That's why he'd lose
Why? Why would he lose?
Anyway, it doesn't matter who's faster
Joon-suk! Who do you think is faster?
What?
If the gold medalist Cho Oh-ryun
and a sea turtle raced in the water
Don't know
Then you wanna bet on it?
That's all you ever think about
I don't remember why
they were so into that race
Cause he keeps harping on it, idiot!
Later, we went to separate middle schools
But after hair started growing on our bodies
we hung out together again
Man, I felt like a big idiot
So I made a mean face
and asked those pricks if they wanted to brawl
But they chickened out right away and apologized
Out of my way!
Hey, aren't those pricks from Chunghak High?
Look at those losers
Should I shut 'em up?
We welcome you to Namhang
High School's 21st anniversary
- Thank you for coming to our celebration - I know that you'll enjoy
Now it's time for today's highlight event
listening to this seven-girl band Rainbow
I hope you have a good time
Now, let me introduce you to
Rainbow!
See that pretty girl on the keyboard?
She's mine
Sang-taek! Come and eat
Mom, something good happen?
We have our own house now
We signed the lease today
Really?
We have to wait a few months before moving
- Where is it? - In Bosu-dong
Bosu-dong
But that's far away from my school
Your brother needs to study for his college exam
But still
Okay, from our last lesson
Can somebody give an example
of an infinitive in passive form?
Joo-bun!
Give me an example
I'm not sure
You're not sure?
Since you're not sure tell me what you know
- I'm not sure at all - You proud of that?
Kneel on your desk! Next in line!
I have no idea
You kneel, too! Behind him!
No, no
Not behind him the one next to him
The little rat in the far back
Working hard back there, huh? Take your socks off first!
You call yourself a student?
Go back! Next!
What does your father do?
- He's a businessman - A businessman?
You good-for-nothing!
Your father puts up with his
boss to get you through school
and you can't even get thirty questions right?
Come here!
Hurry up!
Go on
Next!
What does your father do? I said what does he do?
- He's an undertaker - An undertaker?
Your father grooms corpses
to put you through school
How can you study like this, huh?
Go on!
Come back here
Next!
What does your father do
Speak! What does he do?
He's a gangster
I don't believe this
You bastard
Come here
Good for you!
Your father's a gangster, huh?
Good for you!
Why don't you tell him
What's so good about it?
Dong-su! Let's go!
Is his dad really a gangster?
Yes, sir!
How about him? Is he a gangster too?
- He's the boss of our school - Boss?
He's the best fighter
Then is the other one his assistant?
- No, he's second boss - Second boss?
Yes, teacher
I think you made a mistake
Anyhow, who are you to say I made a mistake?
You disrespectful prick!
Put your hands down!
What are you looking at?
Clear!
What's that? Put it away
- What are you doing on Sunday? - Why?
Wanna go to Joon-suk's house?
After class last week, Joon-suk...
Doruko is a friend of Joon-suk's
Older than us, though
Anyway, he said that Jin-sook is his cousin
- Jin-sook? - The singer from Rainbow!
Doruko's bringing all the girls to Joon-suk's house on Sunday
I'm going Let's go!
If things go right you might get laid
- Laid? - Yeah
Joon-suk!
What's happening?
Heard you weren't coming
You never met, right?
That's Doruko, the 'knife king'
Nice to meet you!
You guys came to see the girls, right?
You saw them once before The band Rainbow
or Seven Scary Princesses
Sit down!
This is Wild Cat
She's so wild I'm trying to tame her
You bad girl
She needs to get laid to calm down
Let's get laid
Ever seen a flying bird's dick? What's so funny?
My friend here's a straight-A student
He's different from idiots like us
He's always at the top of our school
Look
He even carries around a handkerchief
Why's it so damn loud?
I thought you'd come over before
To see me, not the girls
I'm sorry
Nothing to be sorry about between friends
I wish we'd gone to the same middle school
If we hung out then I'd be a good student
Then why don't you start studying again?
Who do you want?
- What? - The girls
Pick one of the three
Was the one sitting next to you yours?
Jin-sook?
No
three, four, five six, seven, eight
Jin-sook! Come here!
That's it
- Come here! - Who, me?
Let's do it together
Please have a seat
- You can play? - A little
Then play it
All I can play is
- Why'd you do that? - Do what?
Why'd you do that for Sang-taek?
He's my friend
What about me?
I didn't call her for you
Then what am I?
Am I just your sidekick?
You wanna die?
You're so innocent
Actually, I'm older than you
I got sick in the eighth grade so I had to repeat it
Really?
Let's be friends
Today, I'm only gonna kiss you
Where are you going?
Jin-sook! It's been fuckin' ages!
Go away!
When'd you get the attitude, bitch?
Are you fucking crazy? Get up, asshole
Hey! You fuckin' bastard
Crazy idiot
What the hell's this?
Little sissy
Go ahead
Fucking bastards
- Give it here - Are you okay?
Give it to me, asshole!
What do you got this for?
What are you staring at? Fucking bastards
Get up, get up!
Get up, asshole!
Stand up straight, you bastards
Fucking assholes
Who do you think you are?
Count
I said count, asshole!
One, two, three
I was cumming just like that!
But right then, my aunt burst open the door
Man, you know how surprised I was?
My aunt saw my hand
and asked me, "What's that?"
I was so nervous know what I said?
What?
Oh, this?
It's just lotionmilk... lotionmilk
Stop lying!
I'm serious!
Look at those assholes
- What? - Those pricks over there!
Come here, you assholes!
I said come here!
You girls okay? Come here, assholes!
Let's go Come here, assholes!
Sang-taek
Yeah?
Next time you pick a fight
finish the job
Before, I was just
Otherwise if you don't
he'll come fight with you again
Beat him up bad
so that he pees in his pants
if you even make eye contact
Or forgive him and become allies
Or make him a cripple instead
so there's no more trouble later
Great
Next time I'll do as you say
Now you do me a favor
I need to talk with you
What did the teacher say? Did he have a fit again?
He expelled us already
Shit!
It went well We can go to school tomorrow
You bastard!
- Thanks to you - Come on
Let's go to the movies to celebrate
- A movie? - Yeah
The tail buys the tickets
What tail?
- Let's race! - That little